Let boys be boys

H/T: Wittingshire

From the back of the Fellowship of St. James' Salvo magazine.

Does your son act too much like a little boy?
Is he fidgety and rambunctious?
Does he have trouble listening or have a puerile sense of humor?
Is he easily distracted?
Does he have a propensity to get dirty?
Does he enjoy playing with violent toys?

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