The Onion Dome: Things all Orthodox know

(Onion Dome) - In Orthodoxy, "everyone knows" ...

• you shouldn't read the Philokalia without a blessing from your spiritual father or you will fall into prelest.
• (of course they know what prelest means)
• which words just "do not have an English translation" (like "Eis polla eti despota")
• that Oreos, McDonalds apple pies, oriental ramen, and shrimp are vegan
• that sometimes fish is vegan too
• that we don't kneel on Sundays. except when we do.
• when it's important to pick crumbs up off the floor and eat them.
• that diving in the river in January seems like a reasonable idea.
• how to say Christ is risen in a minimum of three languages, with the response (though you might disagree on the English translation of that)
• multiple Psalm numberings.