911 will find you.

Earlier this month I flew across the country and saw some consistently rude and impatient behavior. Sometimes it was the airline getting yelled at for "making me miss my connection," sometimes it was the airline arguing with an elderly man about boarding priority, it was the man who made the over-the-top exasperated face when the child behind him inadvertently jostled his seat, or when a man walked into a woman only to get a dressing down from that woman like I haven't seen since elementary school. In general, people were acting like brats.

Now imagine you get four thousand phone calls in a week from someone. You find the person who does it. Then, instead of going for blood, you give him a gift and wish him well.